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curseworm:

actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though

steviebreakfast:

garfimbo:

lezzyharpy:

lezzyharpy:

“Florida Politics cited unnamed sources who said the incident began when Kuczwanski’s BMW veered out of its lane and hit the Prius, after which both drivers pulled into a parking lot.

The driver of the Prius confronted Kuczwanski, and then got back into his car to wait for law enforcement to investigate the accident, the sources told Florida Politics.

The exchange then escalated dramatically as ‘Kuczwanski rammed his BMW into the Prius on the driver’s door, and began pushing the car sideways in the parking lot,’ according to the account. ‘Kuczwanski then shot a gun at the white Prius, according to the sources.’


The Prius driver, who also had a gun, shot and fired back into Kuczwanski’s windshield, striking him, the sources told Florida Politics.”

im sorry but this is so fucking funny

imagine being some florida republican administration shithead whos gotten in trouble before at that literal same intersection for pulling a gun on someone cuz of road rage, and then you do it again and smash ur car into the other guys car after youve both gotten out and argued, and you figure this dudes gotta have some stupid ass culture war ideas about prius drivers etc etc and you start fucking shooting at him and the dude in the Prius just goes “ah shit” and pulls out his gun and just fuckin domes you and thats it

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lmao yea

“John was the victim and lost his life. His family deserves time to heal and privacy. Why not report the shooter’s name? The man who assassinated him?“

he actually was an assassin and he had an elaborate plot that involved john kuczwanski hitting him at an intersection, ramming his car while he was in it after the fact, and then trying to shoot him. the prius driver is a mastermind hitman and the clear aggressor here

imagine doing literally everything wrong in this situation like he did. like can you imagine seriously

Imagine being the guy who gets to clap a clown like this and have it 100% not even your fault like i might throw a party

three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat:

whateverthebeeswant:

three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat:

draculasdaughter:

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This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

Listen, this is serious.

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?

Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.

Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.

echoes-lighthouse:

rat-king-in-red:

copperbadge:

ironpour:

so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy

Executive function Georg, who lives in a cave and accomplishes 10,000 tasks per day, is an outlier adn should not be counted. 

How does he have time between eating spiders?

The task is eating spiders

shitpostsampler:

strawberrygogy:

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

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